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Why should I sign up for lifetime hosting? I might get hit by a bus tomorrow!

Oh wow, good point. If you got hit by a bus tomorrow, just after signing up for lifetime hosting, that would be a bummer. But then, ask yourself this: if you signed up for Lifetime Host (just $199 after all), got hit by a bus, and were flattened in the middle of the road, would you even care about the $199? We’re thinking probably not. Between watching your life flash before your eyes, rising above your body and meeting whatever maker you subscribe to, you’re going to be plenty busy with other stuff. Pretty sure.


Plus, think about this: what if you don’t get hit by a bus tomorrow? Let’s think positive and assume you’ll be alive tomorrow and for many, many days after. Do you want to spend those days paying for web hosting? Heck no! Do you want to spend them doing anything BUT paying for web hosting? Heck yes!


NOTE: If you do get hit by a bus tomorrow and pass into the next world, and your next world is some sort of evil purgatory, and the focus of your evil ghost obsession is the irony of opening a Lifetime Host account the day before you got hit by a bus and you decide to haunt our offices for eternity – you may call us for a full refund.


For way less than the cost of one year of web hosting with just about anyone else, you get a lifetime of hosting with Lifetime Host. That’s why we named it Lifetime Host. Good to keep things simple. With Lifetime Host, you don’t have to worry about your hosting being suspended or terminated because of an overlooked renewal email or expired credit card. (So lame.) You get the piece of mind of knowing that your site will always be hosted with us. Forever.


NOTE: Let’s talk about the guards and their donuts for a second, ok? Our servers are located in a 42,000 square foot facility in Fremont, CA. The facility offers a state-of-the-art home for our lifetime hosting customers. Features include gigabit Ethernet connections to other Bay Area facilities, raised flooring for excellent air flow, a UPS and emergency generator for power protection, N+1 redundancy, and more. The facility is fully staffed and is monitored with donut-eating guards 24/7.

Ready to sign up? We’re ready! Let’s do it!

Or, maybe you have a few more questions? (Sigh.) Okay. Here are answers to some of the most frequently asked questions about Lifetime Host:

Q: Can I pass Lifetime Host on to my Grandchildren?

A: Absolutely, as long as you keep the same domain name. Make a secret site all about Grandpa and put it in your will. Fun for kids!

Q: How long have you been in business?

A: Lifetime Host was started in December 2010.

Q: Can I change my domain name?

A: Ah, you found a catch. No, you may not. Your service is tied to your domain name, so if you want to change it you’ll have to purchase a new Lifetime Host plan. Sorry about that.

Q: Do you support CMS solutions?

A: Of course. We offer the latest CMS applications like WordPress, Drupal and Joomla. We’re all up in that CMS.

Q: Do you offer any guarantees?

A: Do we ever! How about a 30-day money back guarantee if you’re not 100% satisfied with Lifetime Host services? Plus, a 99% Uptime Guarantee.

Q: Talk about your control panel.

A: We offer the industry-leading control panel to our clients (whatever it is at the time). Today, cPanel is the most widely used control panel. Click here for a live demo of cPanel and its features.